Zayn's tongue piercing
Angie, 22, Quasi philosopher, obnoxious multi-shipper and constant procrastinator. She/her pronouns, please :)

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
- Winston Churchill

Have you seen my bottom harry blog?

About me (:

Harry came

anymannymore:

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTTLE STAR

HOW IWONDER WHERE U R 

UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH

HIGHER THAN A MOTHERFUCKA 

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#LOB  

burghers:

when people say nice things about you

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talysalankil:

so as you may or may not know i’m reading 50 shades of grey and there’s a moment where Ana goes out without panties (because Grey stole hers, don’t ask, trust me, you don’t want to know) and freaks out about it

and all I can think of is “angie morethantonight handled it much better than you, girl”

THIS IS THE BEST COMPLIMENT EVER

norsevibes:

FINAL DONUT COMA 🍩❤️🙏🍩❤️🙏🍩❤️🙏

PAZ AND I ORDERED DONUTS AND THEY WERE DELIVERED TO OUR PLACE.. LIKE… WE DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO MOVE TO GET THEM??? #hellodiabetes

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

#OMG   #nsfw  

youovershare:

Ok , so I made this in my English class out of boredom, there was no one it had not started yet ! So we had a substitute that day, a really cute guy, and he walks in, stare at the class then at the board, then at the class again, he seemed amazed and goes :

“Who wrote ”Fuck You” in circular gallifreyan , I don’t know if I should kiss you or send you to detention ”

larrystylinsons:

*zayn voice* get that tongue in there

inspired by these domestic posts (x/x/x/x)

give them babies pls

*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*

forest-of-stories:

agelfeygelach:

roachpatrol:

tastefullyoffensive:

Science Penguin [x]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

SO HAPPY TO SEE SCIENCE PENGUIN ON MY DASH.

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